Haven’t you had it yet?
mmm does it look like I have given birth? I’m still the size of a whale
Ooh you’re big aren’t you?
Well yes you numpty, I’m pregnant what do you expect!
When do you think he will come?
Seriously?? Only mother nature knows the answer to that one.
Can’t you just, you know, jump about or something?
Oh piss off!
Really do people not think before they open their mouths to a hormonal woman??